True Story Ahead!

Once upon a time there was a young lass who was minding her own business at her computer.. when she heard a commotion at her balcony door.. which was in fact open coz it was a lovely day. This lass looks over at her balcony door to see one small bird(who we shall name bird1) crashing into the.. I guess you could call it the door step of the balcony door.. and then it went into the umm.. join of the door. That is not the end.. there is more.. there is a large bird(who we shall name bird2) that crash lands into the side of the Wii console and flutters and crashes about on the shelf under the TV.. trying to get turned around to get the freak out! Meanwhile another bird(who we shall not name coz this is the only time that they appear in the story!) has crashed into the side of the TV and has quickly pulled itself together and had flown away before anyone can actually comprehend what the freak is going on! The lass just sits there all confuzzled and just as she stands up the big bird2 that had flown into the Wii console has finally made it out from that shelf and bounced out the door and flown off.. thankfully it bounced the right way.. towards the outside instead of more into the apartment.. that would have been even more freaky for the young lass. Just as bird2 passes bird1, bird1 tries to fly away but flies straight into the balcony barrier and back down again into the join of the balcony door, where it sits breathing heavily. The lass calls her girlfriend.. coz it was just all such a shocking thing to happen that she had to semi share it with someone.. right then! While she is on the phone.. the lass is a little freaked out about the possibility that she might have to touch the bird and that it might actually be injured and not able to fly.. the lass pulls the panel curtain across so that she can hide behind it.. more for the sake of the bird.. so that it couldn't see her and get even more freaked out.. coz we all know that birds are a l ittle freaked out by humans! Who can blame them.. humans are crazy! The girlfriend tells the lass to make sure that she puts on gloves before handling the bird.. the lass gets off the phone with the girlfriend and goes to the cupboard to get gloves and as she returns she sees that bird1 has managed to climb up the panel curtain a little. The lass peers around the corner at bird1.. bird1 peers back at the lass.. the lass notices that the wing looks a bit weird and just a second later bird1 launches off and makes it over the balcony barrier and flies off as fast and as far as it can. The lass watches bird1 fly off until she can no longer see it. It was a shakey start but bird1 seemed to straighten up just fine. The lass takes off her gloves and then notices that bird1 has pooped all over the area that it was.. how lovely the lass says to herself. While all this happened, the trusty guard dog slept and didn't once come and investigate.. that is until about 30mins later.. he came out and checked out the balcony! Yep he really is the best guard dog around. The End.