Once Upon A Time...

Once upon a time there was a dog who was out taking his companion for a walk, happily the dog was sniffing, pissing and pulling along the way when they came up to a tree.. it was such a fine tree, so the dog moved in closer and was sniffing the tree and he rounded the trunk, the companion saw a little baby bird on the ground as the dogs paw was about to come down right on top of it! Luckily.. the companion was quick thinking and tugged the dog slightly which changed the dogs course of action.. the paw went down elsewhere but caused the bird to move, which in turn caused the dog to notice that there was something on the ground.. that.. moves! Which then caused the dog to do a little jump.. a funny little jump.. a jump that can only be witnessed to be believed. It was very cat like. The bird still standing by the tree.. looking around wondering what to do next, so the companion.. being the kind soul that she is picked up the little baby bird and held it high in the air, remembering the baby bird incident from last year and just waited for it to attempt to fly again.. and it did.. and it struggled to fly back up into its tree but it did make it and it was a very touching moment. The bird seemed happy and was now safely back in the tree.. until it once again attempts to fly and hopefully can fly betterer. The dog got to piss on the tree and then be back on his way. The companion felt good about doing another good deed and found herself wondering if this means that the big adult birds will stop flying at her head.. probably not as it is an easy target said the voice over in the companions head. The End.



In other news: Nemo likes nectarines today.