Saturday 10 July 2010

Bums And Breaking Bowls...

My week has been pretty meh.. activity wise but freaken awesome weather wise. Why can't it be like this all year round? Mind you there is something nice about being all cozy inside lazing about.

Anyways.. yesterday was the mark of 7 long.. err short.. err wonderful years of being with Emma Bo Bemma and to mark the occasion she very lovingly said this to me...

My love for your ass is this big... |______|
Your ass this this big.............. |______________|
Nice. Real nice Emma.
Well moving on.. we didn't really do much to mark it, we went into Kristianstad and did a spot of shopping.. didn't really find all that much to write home about.. except..

We found Kosta Boda bowls at a rather nice price and so we grabbed a couple for a birthday present for Hanky Hanna. Purchase completed. Bowls wrapped. Bagged and off we go home as it was later than we thought and the stores were closing.. We grab a drink from the store.. drink it.. keep the can coz you have can't just throw it away when you can get a 'penny' for it.. wait for the train.. Ride the train.. Get off the train.. still have the empty can.. walk the short distance home, up the stairs and THEN.. Emma fumbles coz the bloody can is dribbling the tiniest bit.. you know how you just can't get the can empty.. well that little bit that was left over was pouring all over her and so yeah trying to do something she ended up dropping the bag and well.. breaking one of the bowls. Funny, Sad, Annoying, but more than anything kinda funny.. bye bye $50! Altho Emma didn't quite see the funny side to start with.. but I'm sure now she can.. and currently as I type this.. she has gone back to the store to purchase another one.. hopefully it is still at the noice price. So... what a Kosta Boda bowl should look like... click me for picture and....
Also it was good good that we decided to go into Kristianstad coz well.. a pet store was having a closing down sale.. no we didn't buy any pets but we did manage to finally find a winter jacket for Nemo and a new sweater.. and the best thing is it cost us less than the smashed bowl.. actually for a little less than the smashed bowl we got, the jacket and sweater previously mentioned, 2 salt things (one that looked like a giant dildo) for Polly the evil bird, a new plastic toy for Polly the evil bird, some candy for Nemo.. which didn't make it into the bag when the lady packed it all up and we didn't notice until we got home.. what is it with people ripping us off? Such is Life.

Once home we headed off around to the parentals to drop off the Polly goods and partake in a beer for me and cider for Emma and kick back for a gasbag session while Nemo gets some quality time with all. Then it was the long walk home and it was nearly 10pm! Time sure did fly on by.. must have been a good day. It was on the walk home that Emma made the comment of not loving my ass..

Ok.. now I am just going to say.. Georg if you don't blog soon then I am going to go on a blog writing strike until you put fingers to keyboard and produce something!! 2 weeks its been.. 2 weeks! So produce something lady! Produce!!

Oh and in other news: Our wild strawberry plants are producing well.. very well! Not full bowls worth but more than just nibbing on one at a time.. which is good coz they are small! lol

3 comments:

  1. 1. Congrats on your anniversary, peeps - hope there's no seven year itch! Also, if it makes you feel any better, my a$$ is |______________________________________| big!

    2. You'll be pleased to know that the great blog suspension of early July 2010 has ended.

    3. I think Emma and I may need to be put in straight jackets on Eurotrip so not to damage each other with our considerable lack of coordination!

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  2. I think you and Emma would be hot in straight jackets.. in every way! lol

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  3. BAHAHAHA!!! And simultaneously: ewwww!

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