Tuesday 9 March 2010

Idiot!

Dear Idiot Bikerider,

The more you ring that stupid little bell.. the slower I am going to walk on the FOOTpath.. you have your own little BIKEpath to ride your bike with on so freaken use it instead of coming up behind me and ringing that stupid little bell of yours. And for the record there was plenty of room to go around me as I do not take up the entire foot & bikepath. I know I am big but I am not fucking huge and if you can't navigate your way around me then maybe you should think twice about getting on your bike with the little fucking bell. It shouldn't take someone else on a moped of all things to ride past for you to realise that you can actually fit past me.

Regards,
Clever Walker




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